Britain's Next Top (Gay Porn) Model

Want to be a gay porn star? One of Britain’s leading labels Euroboy are starting a nationwide search for their next star!

The winner gets £200 (which is just enough to buy a pair of shiny jeans in Zara and a meal for two with wine in Zizzis)

And:

A leading role in a new Euroboy film (a bit like making a DVD of treasured holiday memories, but only it involves you having bum sex with a stranger and will be available for purchase in sex shops so that OAPs can get off over it and your old school mates can bag a copy for shits and giggles)

AND:

They will be signed up to Kiss Lads (an adult model agency who specialise in natural looking twinks and who supply models to numerous gay porn shoots in Britain)

AND, saving the best till last:

The winner will feature in the erotic pages of Gay Times (admittedly quite near the back of the mag, in the pages that most magazines fill with novelty ringtone adverts, but an action-packed set of pages nevertheless with a 3:1 ratio of cocks to words).

NOW, before you think I’m against the idea of Euroboy’s Next Top Model, I’m not. If you’re confident being naked, see sex as a leisure pursuit and see the Andy Warhol side of life, then go for it! Let your hair down, drop your pants and start shooting. Just make sure you know what you’re signing up for that’s all.

I’ve met the owners of Kiss Lads before on an assignment for Gay Times, and they’re a lovely gay couple in the West Midlands who are kind and supportive towards all of their models. Unlike some guys in the business the men behind Kiss Lads aren’t creepy, they never touch the models and they’re fun to hang out with. I even interviewed their youngest model Anthony Adams, who turned eighteen just weeks before his first film, and he was having a whale of a time.

Being an adult movie model can also be a fun way to meet other boys like you, especially if you live in a provincial and disconnected area, as the agency will cover your travel costs and put you up in a hotel room with the other boys during shoots, like a kinky school trip basically.

There’s not a lot of money in British gay porn, but if you’re a favourite amongst casting directors you could earn upto £6000 a year, and that would only be for about 28 days work across the year.

BUT REMEMBER, porn is for life, not just for pocket money. Even with the option of “buying yourself out” later on in life, you’ll never be able to fully know if you’ve drawn in all the copies of your DVDs. Featuring in a porn film could come back to haunt you, depending what your future ambitions are.

Still, we’re moving into a period of transparency, acceptability, and sexual laissez-faire. Being a porn star is nothing to be ashamed of and it can even be a springboard for success and oppurtunities in other fields, in the film industry, in the tourism industry, and the media in general.

My philosophy is let your hair down and have some fun.

TO ENTER:

See the Gay Times blog post here for more information, or just email a photo of yourself with proof of ID and basic stats to euroboy@millivres.co.uk You have to be over 18 obviously, although I suspect the winner won't be too much older than that, given that Kiss Lads mainly have models aged 19-22.

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